Shorts:Pump Like Jacks
TL;DR: Valentino Khan - Pump
Plot
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Igq had just gone through a tough breakup, and to take his mind off things, he decided to tackle a mountain of laundry that had been piling up for weeks. Determined to make the most of this mundane task, he dragged up his friend Sandie and a few others to join him in this laundry expedition.
As they pulled up to the laundromat in a sleek BMW, they couldn't help but notice a group of people patiently waiting for their own laundry. Saw the sight of the laundromat's patron were bored out of their mind. so Name asked them to "pass the aux" and played some pumping music to entertain the patrons and meanwhile, Sandie sparked an idea â why not use this time to engage in a bit of forex trading?
With his trading instincts kicking in, Sandie converted the BMW into a makeshift trading office. He pulled out his phone and began analyzing the USD/JPY pair, fully engrossed in his charts and indicators. Sandie's friend Name, intrigued by the impromptu trading session, decided to join in on the action. He placed a bet on the XAU/USD pair, a decision driven by curiosity and a hint of bravado.
However, Sandie, the more seasoned trader of the two, cautioned Name to exercise caution. He hadn't had the chance to complete his due diligence on the XAU/USD pair, and he didn't want his friend to end up with a significant loss.
Ignoring the warning, Name proceeded to place a bold 5.00 lot buy on XAU/USD. Sandie, not one to back down from a challenge, decided to take the plunge by "Aping in" at the market price for a short position on USD/JPY. As their laundry spun in the background, the two friends watched the forex markets closely, their eyes glued to their respective trades.
The tension in the laundromat grew as the washing machines whirred and the dryers hummed. The two friends couldn't help but cheer on their trades, each hoping to come out victorious.
In the midst of their trading frenzy, an unexpected intermission skit unfolded. Professor Atts, who had been roped into providing "moral support" to the group, found himself locked in the car with nothing but a single towel. The group had tricked him into thinking they'd return quickly, leaving him in an increasingly uncomfortable predicament.
With Sandie's phone locked in the car, he had an overwhelming urge to check on his trade. Meanwhile, Name saw an opportunity to play a prank on Professor Atts by betting on how long it would take for him to give up and leave the car, clad only in his towel.
When Name had arrived at the laundromat earlier, he noticed that the people waiting there seemed bored out of their minds. Seeking to entertain the patrons, he boldly asked them to "pass the aux," and soon the laundromat was filled with the pumping beats of Valentino Khan's "Pump." The unexpected burst of energy added an amusing soundtrack to their trading endeavors.
Ultimately, Name couldn't resist the temptation any longer and decided to close his trade. Unfortunately, he had to face a $500 loss, a bitter pill to swallow. The trading experiment hadn't gone as planned, but the absurdity of the situation was enough to make them all laugh.
Back at home, Sandie couldn't resist showing off his meager $20 gains to his friends. In his excitement, he failed to realize the risks he was taking. When he woke up the next morning, he was greeted with a harsh reality â the market had reversed overnight, and he had been liquidated with only a $2 gain, the same amount he had set as his protective stop loss.
Despite their losses, the group couldn't help but chuckle at the sheer unpredictability of forex trading. They might not have struck it rich that day, but they had gained a memorable experience and a newfound respect for the ever-fluctuating nature of the financial markets.
As a quirky trivia note, the group had also brought some weed along for the ride. However, amidst all the excitement, no one had taken hold of the bong. Disaster struck when they hit a speed bump on the way home, causing the bong water to spill everywhere and filling the car with a pungent odor. In the end, Name graciously offered Igq some money to get the car professionally cleaned before his next university class, a small price to pay for the adventures of a day filled with laundry, trading, and unexpected mishaps.
