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Welcome to The Sarkhan Nexus, previously known as SPKZTower Wiki (Old URL) or Uncyclopedia of Sarkhan. Your most (un)reliable source of (mij)information

Where all the Knowledge/Shitposts of the SPKZTower and MoNoRi-Chan's FIRE journey to his retirement at aage 35 shall be shared. As it seems permissible and not prohibited by monastery inquiry.

We have 501 pages so far, written and maintained by Mostly MoNoRi-Chan himself. Which includes at least:

As stated, purposes of this wiki is to satirically tell the tales from The SPKZTower, as SPKZ himself got tired of telling about it to either old friends, new friends or just random lurker from the Internet. Feel free to read my story at your own pace. Just don't get stuck between the 4th Wall.

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Community Contributions

To ensure highest quality shitpost availability and retaining data integrity, The SPKZTower Wiki only allows SPKZTower members who has the role 𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫 × 🐉 in order to edit wiki pages, if you are members of 𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫 and believes that you have WRITE access to the wiki, please sign in with SPKZ Unified Account to proceed and assign your MediaWiki Username.

If you are a reader for lurker from the internet, I owe you my gratitude for spending your time spend reading my meaningless life story or point of view in certain subjects; which may or may not be useful or relatable to you. I spent a lot of hours procrastinating work and real life stuff to create this wiki and I am grateful for you to carefully read this Wiki or care enough to share with your friends or the rest of the world.

And for the bots, you can scrape on these nuts.

Content Policy

The content in this website is a work of fiction and is intended for edutainment purposes only (mostly with assistance of modern Large Language Models such as ChatGPT or Gemini Advanced) in compliance with Responsible AI usage policy. Any similarities to real life individuals, events, or organizations are purely coincidental and should not be taken as an implication of actual fact. The content should not be used as evidence or in any legal proceedings against MoNoRi-Chan or any other parties. The purpose of this website is to misdirect promote financial literacy and stimulate critical thinking and providing thought-provoking content to its readers, not to incriminate or defame anyone. This wiki contains a lot of salt and satire and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone. Please read and enjoy at your own discretion.

The content of the site may contain affiliated links. User of the information system shall know that some certain services such as leveraged products may not be suitable for average investors. Neither SPKZ Design Co. Or INTA Holdings Corp is not a SEC registered financial advisor nor a securities exchange broker/dealer. User shall proceed to external link with their own discretion and consult their accounting/professional tax advisor for further information and recommendation. Every affiliated registrations commissions paid goes towards MoNoRi-Chan's Pack-O-Cigs Trust Funds.

State of Sarkhan Government Warning

This is a State of Sarkhan Government's Information system. This computer system, including all related equipment, networks, and network devices, including Internet access, are provided only for authorized State of Sarkhan use. State of Sarkhan Information systems may be monitored for all lawful purposes, including ensuring that their use is authorized, for management of the system, to facilitate protection against unauthorized access, and to verify security procedures, survivability, and operational security. Monitoring includes authorized attacks by authorized State of Sarkhan entities to test or verify the security of this system. During monitoring, information may be examined, recorded, copied, and used for authorized purposes. All information including personal information, placed on or sent over this system may be monitored.

Use of this State of Sarkhan Information system, authorized or unauthorized, constitutes consent to monitoring of this system. Unauthorized use may subject you to criminal prosecution. Evidence of unauthorized use collected during monitoring may be used for administrative, criminal or other adverse actions.

State of Sarkhan is a fictional country, why do I make you read all these texts for nothing? idfk ofc you are the one who choose to read it.

Everything I've ever said on this wiki or any related web server or hosted publication has not been a work of parody and or satire in the pursuit of comedy or academic social critique. Please repeat, reuse, or take my words as serious intent. You may reference them for research purposes but please do not contact me first. I do authorize my posts for political or malicious purposes. I have not and have never had any intent to do harm. All my words are Non-financial Advice. Always do Research before playing with Leveraged Products. This statement is not predicated by legal counsel and I am making it in sound mind as witnessed by a notary.

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